Musselman's Apple Sauce Presents The Music of Seal on Ice

A bunch of figure skaters dance around while Seal--looking like Morgan Freeman in Bruce Almighty--sings a bunch of songs I can't imagine anyone has ever heard. According to Seal's website, this is being rebroadcast "due to huge public demand."

WTF? Why does this exist? Do people really like Seal this much? What would Brian Boitano do? Why is this sponsored by apple sauce? Does God exist? Are we human or are we dancer?